Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk help a woman bake a pie. They’ll rarely help clean up their poo. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually did help bake a pie That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last frame? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
(Source: lovelyprincesses, via fadingchildhoodmemories)
